Bortusk Leer's Street Monsters!

We is splicing the neon Couch genes up with the INSANELY PHANTASMAGORICAL Street Monsters to bring a new mutant fashion lifeform kicking and screaming to masses.
Yes! From the primordial day-glo soup hidden in the top secret Couch laboratories, deep inside the ancient tin mines of Somerset we will UNLEASH a fashion concept so utterly appalling and grotesquely brilliant the world will be stunned into submission and obiedience. All will worship the Couch Couture Street Monsters clothing range. All will suckle at the teat of neon nourishment, forever changed in the knowledge that this clothing is not only the future but the central purpose of the evolution in our galaxy. And some nice T-shirts.

WOLF T's!

Improve your sex appeal. Be mysterious like the wolf. Be fun and naughty like a bum bird! Have it all! HHHHHWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
 This T isn't in production, let us know if you'd be interested in it and we can maybe do run on them. 

OUR AWESOME NEON @ FONDAZIONE OPERA HOUSE IN FRIKKIN VENICE!

We only Couched up Romeo and Juliet in the Royal Opera House in Venice! We always suspected Shakespeare didn't have enough ULTRAVIOLET NEON LATEX involved so naturally we were delighted to supply some HARDCORE NU-RAVE AWESOMENESS!

Neon Chic Baby! Couch Does Vogue!

We was in French Vogue innit. It was like well sophisticated and stuff!
There could be more neon in there, I mean, what's with the black and white? It ain't the 30's! Cha
Click pic for Flickr set

Octobre No871.
Photographer: David Sims
Realisation: Marie-Amelie Sauve

The Hoodie Dilema

Why oh why don't we sell more of these!? They are totally frikkin awesome! TOTALLY! Kanye would want one, if he knew about them. Damn! Even Chipmunk, Dizzee or, dare I say it, Hot Chip can have one for free! They can have them for their whole possee if they want. Custom ones! (They're all custom actually...) If you know them, tell dem. Talking of which, Soldier Boy can have a neon diamonte one. Why oh why!? Well, click here if you do want one. Not that you will. No one does. *sob*

Sorry, rant over. We just like them.

Bracelets. Made of Neon Love. Full of Monster Goodness. YEAH!

Yes. At last. Your wrists can have MENTAL NEON monsters on them.
You didn't know you needed them but now you've got a semi haven't you? Huh?!
You knows it!

DAS BLEEP!!! DAS IST GUT!!! (Pronounced 'goot')

An gnarly neon techno shout out to Das Bleep.  Proudly supporting Couch Ltd since 2001! Peace out and free DJ Spink!

NEW: Neon Coral Mental Mental Coral Coral Neon Lifeform Range ™

This spring we think it's all going to be about Neon Coral Mental Mental Coral Coral Neon Lifeform Range ™ style clothing.

Mental Neon Monster Hats

More monsta woolie head things!

Street Monsters T-Shirts

We've hooked up with Everything Works and Street Monsters to create a range of clothing around the new CBBC show Street Monsters. CHECK IT! Full of awesome monster gnarliness! Yeah, that's gnarliness, not gnarlyness! Spell check that you mothas!